August's meeting of the Society for the Advancement of Social Studies is all about those who have scared the hello out of their fellow humans throughout the years. 

Like what, you say? Like this!

Val HOLLA!

Hide your kids, hide your wife and come learn about how the Vikings freaked out Western Europe for a few hundred years. No big deal.

Alcibiades: The 300 Times A Million

I’ll be honest, I’m not quite sure what 300 times a million equals, but I do know that Alcibiades was one badass Greek who took the Peloponnesian war by storm.THIS IS (relevant to) SPARTA!!!

Genghis Khan, Khan you?

Say what you want about Genghis Kahn, but don’t say he didn’t know how to conquer Central Asia using a combination of impressive horsemanship and sheer terror.

All the details:

Tuesday, August 7, 7pm, free!

Public Assembly, 70 North 6th Street, Wiliamsburg

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