Kate McLean and Emily Channell
A professional PhD student, Kate McLean studies drugs, but is too afraid to take most of the fun ones. She developed a bad case of Slavophilia at a young age, and enjoys travelling to cold, semi-desolate and vodka-laden nations.
Emily Channell is an aspiring Ukraine-ologist, but enjoys the occasional dalliance with Finland. Hailing from West Virginia, she is, perhaps unsurprisingly, an enthusiast of vodka and other forms of moonshine.
